My Life is Zombies

supermarkets suck

deathdadder — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:53:07 +0000

so this old lady was hiding out in the supermarket selling people food for expensive shit, I mistook her for a zombie and shot her head off with my pump… free food for all!! MLIZ

arcade zombies

Nomlicious — Sat, 29 May 2010 20:39:14 +0000

I went to a local arcade and felt something grab my leg, at first I thought, “OMG ZOMBIE!”, but then I realized it was a kid pulling on my leg. MLIZ

ninjas or zombies

Nomlicious — Sat, 29 May 2010 20:37:45 +0000

Who do you think would win in a brawl: Ninjas or Zombies?

bill freakin murray

Nomlicious — Fri, 28 May 2010 05:45:56 +0000

Zombie Bill Murray…..glorious…MLIZ

brain express

Nomlicious — Mon, 24 May 2010 00:50:02 +0000

Zombie drive through: Would you like some brains with that??..MLIZ

deaf n blind

Nomlicious — Mon, 24 May 2010 00:49:01 +0000

Deaf and blind zombies…Scary or comical??….MLIZ

twilight zombies

Nomlicious — Mon, 24 May 2010 00:48:09 +0000

I just heard this guy compare zombies to twilight…Im thinking double tap right about now…we all know the fat ones go first, but so do the dumb ones….MLIZ

office zombies

Nomlicious — Wed, 19 May 2010 17:26:14 +0000

Today, I was in our college’s counseling office and people were lined up along the walls waiting, I realized that if I were a zombie I would have hit the jackpot. MLIZ

multi-zombies

Nomlicious — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:01:26 +0000

I can play L4D2 and zombie farm at the same time….MLIZ

morning routine

Nomlicious — Mon, 17 May 2010 18:14:48 +0000

My morning routine. 1) Get up check under the bed 2) Check the closets 3) Check the cabinets 4) Make sure the doors are locked and the windows aren’t broken. Why? Because I am making sure zombies didn’t break in overnight. MLIZ